Awesome Chuck Norris Quotes.

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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried

What was going through the minds of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His foot

Chuck Norris once taught a class called "Ass Kicking 101". There were no survivors.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris

The following is a short list of things Chuck Norris cannot do:

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

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Chuck Norris sucks balls.
Go Seagal!

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Chuck Norris has another Fist under his Chin